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“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!
Straight out of Harlem world is the homie $1 Bin teaming up with Hucci releasing a new instrumental EP entitled “Gold Nigga Swag”. That title speaks for itself but don’t take my word, ju heard?!?! Listen and DL the entire EP after the drop!
Yeah, ya’ll know this nigga from flicks saying that wild ass shit like “Grab my dick at the bottom, GRAB MY DICK AT THE BOTTOM, now stab her pussy with it! Stab her pussy with my dick” and “You ain’t gon’ deepthroat it, stop tryin’, stop tryin you ain’t gon’ deepthroat it” Nigga a straigh goon that does flicks and it’s HILARIOUS but did YOU KNOW that my mans raps though? If you didn’t below is one of his cuts. Peep the AMAZING, SHINY ASS ZOOT SUITS he’s wearing though *faints*
IMNOTATOY BONUS: 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF WESLEY PIPES QUOTES DAWG!!!! *FAINTS*
My grandpa be wyling dawwwwwgg!!! This that straight up Viagra and Penis pump music *Pause*
My mans said he’s BANGING FOR CHRIST tho’
Get your goofy as Beats By Dre taken no hesitation being way to cozy and relaxed out here, Avenue P with the Newest Urban Survival Tactic before hoodie season.