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“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!
Multi part documentary directed by Artemus Jenkins
Straight out of Harlem world is the homie $1 Bin teaming up with Hucci releasing a new instrumental EP entitled “Gold Nigga Swag”. That title speaks for itself but don’t take my word, ju heard?!?! Listen and DL the entire EP after the drop!
Behold the power of a du-rag people. Imnotatoy and SDTW have hooked up to compile an 18 track du-rag worthy playlist for the masses. So grab your du-rag and make it happen, captain.
And if you don’t own a du-rag, run to your nearest beauty supply store and grab about 5 of them shits. Shit, pass out du-rags in yo’ community and send em’ the link got dammit. I have on my Seagrams Gin du-rag as I type people. Link at the bottom. HOLLA!
Damn she took it to the wood floors and flat screens on yall and she slapping hoes with hunnids ….hoodrats aint living like this
Ah Gawd damn Locomotive Curt don’t hurt em, don’t give them any of the swag syndrome AH GAWD DAMN LOCOMOTIVE, AH GAWD DAMN SWAG moving faster than a locomotive cho cho!