Archive for the dat ESSAY stoopid….. Category
NO LOVE
Posted in act a donkey, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, colder dina polar bear's toenail, dat ESSAY stoopid....., DeeZ NuTS, Everything is terrible, FEAR-less, gurl BYE!, Guud Lawd, lick my sac, Mean Muggin', REAL NIGGA!!!!!, Respect-Less with tags SO damn disrespectful, these hoes be HURT on May 1, 2013 by blahzayblahzay
Son Son : The HOTTEST Rapper ALIVE
Posted in act a donkey, ate chain shawty, B-MORE, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOI... Ya UGLY.., BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, colder dina polar bear's toenail, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money!, Everything is terrible with tags coo coo coo coo coo coo coo, I had on wee-boks, I might live with da rats but i gotta make my cheese, Let me feel sumpthin let me feel sumpthin on February 26, 2013 by blahzayblahzay
Son Son straight outta B’more! Ghost wrote lyrics for Jay-Z, Nas, Rick Ross, Drake, Earth Wind and Fire, Rakim, Run-DMC, Coldplay, Sammie, Chris Brown, and produced The Carter 1, 2, and 3. This man paved the way for a lot of artist. Please watch and don’t bite the lyrics
SUPER SAIYAN WEST
Posted in act a donkey, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, Classick, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money!, dats dat shitt.., Deeeee Fuccck, dis ain't whatchu want, Everything is terrible, FEAR-less, Fuck is going on, Guud Lawd, LOOK-A-HERE, prolific moves, R.I.P, REAL NIGGA!!!!!, Respect-Less, shiitty situation..., Shit just got real, shoot dis muh'fucka, Stop it 5, Swag on full, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, Very Rare, We out chea, well damn, YOU'RE A REAL CLASS ACT.., Youuu Madddd with tags grown man throwin sissy fits, I'd ask for my money back though, Kanye dusted, Loud ass niggas, Screaming more than M.O.P., Super Saiyan ass nigga, This nigga done reached power level 9000 on February 25, 2013 by blahzayblahzayYou PROBABLY haven’t heard of em
Posted in bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats dat shitt.. on February 3, 2013 by blahzayblahzaySNAPBACK CUT!
Posted in act a donkey, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOI... Ya UGLY.., BOOTY MUSIK, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money!, dats dat shitt.., Deeeee Fuccck, Everything is terrible, Guud Lawd, LOOK-A-HERE, PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT with tags 2K14 SHIEEET, I'm a fresh ass faggot?, White man Boosie fade on January 7, 2013 by blahzayblahzayBout to ask my babrber to hook me up with a SNAPBACK CUT!!
LAAAAWD JEZUZ TAKE ME AWAY!
Posted in 2K12 SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTT, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats dat shitt.., Deeeee Fuccck, Everything is terrible, Guud Lawd, Ignant, LOOK-A-HERE, shiitty situation..., Shit just got real, SKURR SKURR, Stop it 5, Theeeese Niggassss, this cant be life, U DOIN DA MOST.., U Kno U Dunn Fuck'd Up Right?! with tags in da name of da fadda da sun and da holy spurit on November 20, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
KATIE!
Posted in 2K12 SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTT, act a donkey, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya UGLY.., Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid..... on November 19, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
WESLEY FUCKING PIPES
Posted in act a donkey, ADults swimmin, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BIG ASS MISSILE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOOTY MUSIK, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, ChoppasOnDeck, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Gimme Dat BECKY!!!, Guud Lawd, iz u HITTIN IT??, REAL NIGGA!!!!!, Respect-Less, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa with tags Brian Pumper WHO?!?!!?, Diz nigga a daaaamn foool, Porno thug, super post on September 28, 2012 by blahzayblahzayYeah, ya’ll know this nigga from flicks saying that wild ass shit like “Grab my dick at the bottom, GRAB MY DICK AT THE BOTTOM, now stab her pussy with it! Stab her pussy with my dick” and “You ain’t gon’ deepthroat it, stop tryin’, stop tryin you ain’t gon’ deepthroat it” Nigga a straigh goon that does flicks and it’s HILARIOUS but did YOU KNOW that my mans raps though? If you didn’t below is one of his cuts. Peep the AMAZING, SHINY ASS ZOOT SUITS he’s wearing though *faints*
IMNOTATOY BONUS: 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF WESLEY PIPES QUOTES DAWG!!!! *FAINTS*
Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling-A-Ling-A-Ling-A-Ling-AHHHH-LING!!!
Posted in act a donkey, ADults swimmin, Afrocentric meets Crunk..., bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., DURAG WAVIN' n da wind with tags Shirt matches ya durag music, Viagra music on September 17, 2012 by blahzayblahzayMy grandpa be wyling dawwwwwgg!!! This that straight up Viagra and Penis pump music *Pause*
Crackheads got talent!
Posted in act a donkey, BEASTMODE, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Guud Lawd, Typical Bullshit, YOU'RE A REAL CLASS ACT.. with tags gawd damn dem boyz got dat talent on July 11, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
Does it look like I have a STD?
Posted in act a donkey, BEASTMODE, BOOTY MUSIK, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, Classick, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Guud Lawd, I THINK IM BLEEDIN N MY CHEST, SAY CHEESE!!!, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa with tags Just let me put da head in, no safe sex tonight, Rhythm & Pussy, slutty boyz, take a chance with ya health on May 4, 2012 by blahzayblahzayYou Obviously Lack Originality
Posted in bang bang bang bang bang, BOI... Ya UGLY.., BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Deeeee Fuccck, Everything is terrible, Guud Lawd on March 27, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
You-aint-SHIT!!!
Posted in act a donkey, ALOT OF PICS ON MY DESKTOPS.., bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Deeeee Fuccck, Respect-Less, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, this cant be life, this that bullshit with tags doo doo brown, Get some toilet paper for this nigga face dawg on March 4, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
Choppas N Churrin
Posted in act a donkey, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, choppas on deck, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Deeeee Fuccck, Everything is terrible with tags Black history month dawg on February 10, 2012 by blahzayblahzay
We ain’t scared hoe!
Posted in act a donkey, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, ChoppasOnDeck, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dis ain't whatchu want, do it like i like, DURAG WAVIN' n da wind, i'll FUCK YOU UP!, IMA UNTAMED GORILLA...YA UNDERSTAND!!!! on January 22, 2012 by blahzayblahzayX marks da spot
Posted in act a donkey, bang bang bang bang bang, BASED., BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, choppas on deck, colder dina polar bear's toenail, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money! on November 23, 2011 by blahzayblahzayI’ve seen hella ways to tie a du-ra dawg, but I MUST say this is by far the most iconic method thus far. We salute you dawg.
Ignant:London Edition
Posted in 2k11shit, act a donkey, AYE AYE OKAY, Body A Battybwoy, dat ESSAY stoopid....., for these $2 NIGGAZ!!, Ignant, MUSHIN' NIGGAS, Respect-Less, shade game like macho man randy savage, Sheed doesn't REGGiE.... he's on that LOUD, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, what happenD? with tags are you gonna bang doe?, kicked out cause of chicken and chips, non of that sweetboy ting, puff coats and bandanas in the club dancin to house music, RoadManTing on November 15, 2011 by blackangelsnycLesson in UK slang:
Bang – Gangbang
Bang (2 female) – F*%k
Chips – Fries
+ Catch this dude taking jabs at 50 cent HERE
Where’s Skee Lo?
Posted in 90s fave, Classick, crazy handles, dat ESSAY stoopid....., Hollllaaaaa, i'll FUCK YOU UP!, IM GONE with tags Fuck your ball, sike nigga on November 6, 2011 by blahzayblahzayWho knows? Probably performing “I wish” in a 3rd world country and shit. And I’m pretty sure he got NO taller but nonetheless, he delivered a timeless joint. Peace to all my short people out here in the streets.
What you think ha?
Posted in Classick, dat ESSAY stoopid..... with tags Which one is Smilez?, Which one is Southstar?, Why am I laughing so hard? on November 3, 2011 by blahzayblahzayI couldn’t tell you which one was Smilez and which one was Southstar if my life depended on it.
Buy my book nigga!
Posted in BOI, Classick, crazy handles, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money! with tags boom box with the extension cord outside, Completely confused, We all grow old on October 12, 2011 by blahzayblahzayI’d like to introduce you to Debonaire aka Culture Nice. Who’s Debonaire you ask? Watch the video and I’ll explain afterwards.
Now that we’ve gotten that weird shit out of the way, back to explaining who Debonaire is. For those who don’t know and I expect most NOT to know but Debonaire is a former member of the baby 2 Live Crew better known as The Poison Clan. Yes. The people that brought us “Shake what ya mama gave ya” and “Dance all night”. What he’s doing in East New York, Brooklyn with a TV remote control in a mini brief case, we’ll NEVER know.
Imnotatoy BONUS:
Now that I got me some Seagram’s Gin…
Posted in 2k11shit, act a donkey, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Classick, comedown, Crank dat, Crown Fried Chicken, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money!, DeeZ NuTS, dis ain't whatchu want, do it like i like, FEAR-less, Fuck is going on, go together like black people & watermelon, Going For Da GUSTO., Guud Lawd, Hollllaaaaa, Ignant, IM N yo HooD, PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT, RacksOnRacks, REAL NIGGA!!!!!, Respect-Less, Swag on full, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, this that bullshit with tags du-rags and liquor, now thats what I call marketing, sippin on gin and juice on September 27, 2011 by blahzayblahzayFirst things first. I don’t like Gin personally, BUT! Ya’ dawg loves du-rags! I’m a du-rag connoisseur and all of us at Imnotatoy are du-rag enthusiast. I got my hands on a very rare Seagrams Gin du-rag.Suprisingly the du-rag comes with a decent sized cape that you can let flow in the wind on your superhero shit. Seagrams obviously knows what’s going on in our communities. Who doesn’t prefer to wear a du-rag while drinking hard liquor?!?! Can’t wait til’ I hit the club with this one. Holla!
Riff Raff – Been on Da Short Bus!
Posted in 2k11shit, act a donkey, All.Day.I.Dream.As.SECONDPLACE.., dat ESSAY stoopid....., Fuck is going on, Ignant, lookin ass nicca, slap u til the white meat, Stop it 5, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, white chocolate, white LIL JON, YOU'RE A REAL CLASS ACT.. with tags been had 5 star chicks, cant wait to see his kids..., dumb shit, fridge stay empty cause I eat good, gucci can trap opener, herbal essence, just finished my seasoning, middle of the mall shit, mike tyson chandelier, oxymoronic, piggly wiggly, short bus, soulja boy signed him?!, stay wit some seasoning sauce, zig zag sideburns on July 28, 2011 by blackangelsnycBeen Had… Dumb Shit!
We Planking
Posted in 2k11shit, act a donkey, ALOT OF PICS ON MY DESKTOPS.., Chiiiiiiiillllllll, Damn Gina, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats dat shitt.., Deeeee Fuccck, dis ain't whatchu want, Everything is terrible, I THINK IM BLEEDIN N MY CHEST, Ignant, shiitty situation..., this cant be life, U Kno U Dunn Fuck'd Up Right?!, what happenD?, Youuu Madddd with tags face in the oven, laughing at you, planking on July 16, 2011 by blackangelsnyc
fail… lol
WAKE YO DUMB ASS UP
Posted in BEASTMODE, Classick, colder dina polar bear's toenail, crazy handles, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dis ain't whatchu want, DURAG WAVIN' n da wind, FEAR-less, geek-MONSTER, Guud Lawd, Highly Edumacated, I CAN REED, I GOT DIRT ON U DOGGY, i RATHA GET SOME HEAD.., I THINK IM BLEEDIN N MY CHEST, Ignant, IM GONE, IMA UNTAMED GORILLA...YA UNDERSTAND!!!!, informative, LOOK-A-HERE, NUFF SAID.., On One, Respect-Less, SAY CHEESE!!!, Sheed doesn't REGGiE.... he's on that LOUD, shiitty situation..., Shit just got real, SMOKIN ON PURPLE....EASE MY MIND, Thiiiiiiissss Niggaaaaaa, this cant be life, this that bullshit, Trife Life, U DOIN DA MOST.., U Kno U Dunn Fuck'd Up Right?!, UGH SHE GIGGINNNN, well damn, what happenD?, YOU'RE A REAL CLASS ACT.., Youuu Madddd on June 7, 2011 by purpito
