Archive for the dat ESSAY stoopid….. Category
Yeah, ya’ll know this nigga from flicks saying that wild ass shit like “Grab my dick at the bottom, GRAB MY DICK AT THE BOTTOM, now stab her pussy with it! Stab her pussy with my dick” and “You ain’t gon’ deepthroat it, stop tryin’, stop tryin you ain’t gon’ deepthroat it” Nigga a straigh goon that does flicks and it’s HILARIOUS but did YOU KNOW that my mans raps though? If you didn’t below is one of his cuts. Peep the AMAZING, SHINY ASS ZOOT SUITS he’s wearing though *faints*
IMNOTATOY BONUS: 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF WESLEY PIPES QUOTES DAWG!!!! *FAINTS*
My grandpa be wyling dawwwwwgg!!! This that straight up Viagra and Penis pump music *Pause*
Lesson in UK slang:
Bang – Gangbang
Bang (2 female) – F*%k
Chips – Fries
+ Catch this dude taking jabs at 50 cent HERE
I’d like to introduce you to Debonaire aka Culture Nice. Who’s Debonaire you ask? Watch the video and I’ll explain afterwards.
Now that we’ve gotten that weird shit out of the way, back to explaining who Debonaire is. For those who don’t know and I expect most NOT to know but Debonaire is a former member of the baby 2 Live Crew better known as The Poison Clan. Yes. The people that brought us “Shake what ya mama gave ya” and “Dance all night”. What he’s doing in East New York, Brooklyn with a TV remote control in a mini brief case, we’ll NEVER know.
First things first. I don’t like Gin personally, BUT! Ya’ dawg loves du-rags! I’m a du-rag connoisseur and all of us at Imnotatoy are du-rag enthusiast. I got my hands on a very rare Seagrams Gin du-rag.Suprisingly the du-rag comes with a decent sized cape that you can let flow in the wind on your superhero shit. Seagrams obviously knows what’s going on in our communities. Who doesn’t prefer to wear a du-rag while drinking hard liquor?!?! Can’t wait til’ I hit the club with this one. Holla!
Been Had… Dumb Shit!