Dead ass though, his Instagram account is @Shoulderhandz
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“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!
Yeah, ya’ll know this nigga from flicks saying that wild ass shit like “Grab my dick at the bottom, GRAB MY DICK AT THE BOTTOM, now stab her pussy with it! Stab her pussy with my dick” and “You ain’t gon’ deepthroat it, stop tryin’, stop tryin you ain’t gon’ deepthroat it” Nigga a straigh goon that does flicks and it’s HILARIOUS but did YOU KNOW that my mans raps though? If you didn’t below is one of his cuts. Peep the AMAZING, SHINY ASS ZOOT SUITS he’s wearing though *faints*
IMNOTATOY BONUS: 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF WESLEY PIPES QUOTES DAWG!!!! *FAINTS*
My mans said he’s BANGING FOR CHRIST tho’
Big ups to @_leongrey
Wanna keep dem waves spinnin’ dawg? Peep this EXCLUSIVE wave kit to keep people SEA SICK in deez streets!!! Peep the video below the kit for WAVEspiration
2. Two White Cat cigarillos
3. One Grape Dutch Masters cigarillo
4. A dub of that fire
5. A grinder
5. Wave Builder Spin’n Waves wave cream
Uncle Charlie has been a fashion icon since…forever dawg. From his VERY exclusive braids with the matching beads to his S-curl texturizer activator mop top kits to his matching fitted cap, du-rag, button up combination. Who else do you know that can rock a pastel Pink button up with matching Baby Blue hat and suspenders.. with RHINESTONES ON EM’!!!! OH MY GAAAWD! So damn ICONIC AND REAL DAWG! *wipes tears of joy from eyes* We salute you Uncle Charlie and all of your profound contributions to the fashion world over the years. SALUTE!