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“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!
This album right here put my mans Mo B. Dick up there with the likes of Michael Jackson, Al Green, Marvin Gaye & Barry White. Shit is so soulful and thug at the same time. Real smooth like 100 gallons of Cocoa Butter. Type of shit you throw on with your 2-toned du-rag and just relax with ya lady on her grandma plastic covered couch dawg. For real! So download this right here, hit the corner store, grab a 40 and some rubbers and call it a night. *Click album cover to DL*
RT @MarissaAlfonso:Everyone please go out and vote so I can piss my neighbors off by blasting Jeezy’s “My President is black, my Lambo’s blue” all night. Thanks.Posted in 2K12 SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTT, act a donkey, game is up for the taking..... WATCH ME TAKE IT, Highly Edumacated, O-BAMA O-BAMA, PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT, SUIT N TIE MUHFUCKAS, We out chea with tags jeezy, MY PRESIDENTS BLACK on November 6, 2012 by blackangelsnyc
VERY informal material we’re presenting here people.
Wanna keep dem waves spinnin’ dawg? Peep this EXCLUSIVE wave kit to keep people SEA SICK in deez streets!!! Peep the video below the kit for WAVEspiration
2. Two White Cat cigarillos
3. One Grape Dutch Masters cigarillo
4. A dub of that fire
5. A grinder
5. Wave Builder Spin’n Waves wave cream
Classic joint off that FUBU “The Good Life” album.
Behold the power of a du-rag people. Imnotatoy and SDTW have hooked up to compile an 18 track du-rag worthy playlist for the masses. So grab your du-rag and make it happen, captain.
And if you don’t own a du-rag, run to your nearest beauty supply store and grab about 5 of them shits. Shit, pass out du-rags in yo’ community and send em’ the link got dammit. I have on my Seagrams Gin du-rag as I type people. Link at the bottom. HOLLA!
First things first. I don’t like Gin personally, BUT! Ya’ dawg loves du-rags! I’m a du-rag connoisseur and all of us at Imnotatoy are du-rag enthusiast. I got my hands on a very rare Seagrams Gin du-rag.Suprisingly the du-rag comes with a decent sized cape that you can let flow in the wind on your superhero shit. Seagrams obviously knows what’s going on in our communities. Who doesn’t prefer to wear a du-rag while drinking hard liquor?!?! Can’t wait til’ I hit the club with this one. Holla!