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Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on January 26, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

Yes people! We joke a lot and shit over here but we’re DEADASS about this IMNOTATOY/Uncle Kelz tee collection. PRE-ORDERS ARE OPENING TOMORROW, SUNDAY @ 12 NOON!!!! You can access our store via the “Shop” link on the right side of the screen or you can visit ALSO! The crying R.Kelly tee will be limited to 50 pieces, so make sure you check that out at 12 noon this Sunday or Uncle Kelz will urinate on you for eternity



IMNOTATOY Presents: The Kellz Collection

Posted in 90s fave, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BIG ASS MISSILE, Big Ballin' Baby, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Classick, Guud Lawd, LOOK-A-HERE, NUFF SAID.., PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT, prolific moves, REAL NIGGA!!!!!, See what I did there, Shit just got real, Swag on full, There Will Be OTHERS..., U KNOW WHAT IT IS, Very Rare, We out chea, well damn with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!







Keep it on the dowwwwnn lowwwww

Posted in 2K12 SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTT, 90s fave, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY with tags , , , on December 7, 2012 by TheNameIsJerald

ImNotAToy/R.Kelly tees coming sooooon…

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